A couple was taking a stroll by their farm when they got to the sty. The odour from the pigs was so offensive that the husband could not help but cough and spit

phlegm.

_Wife: Why would you cough? Aren't they your relations?

_Husband: (Slightly pissed) Oh of course they are! They are my in-laws.

 Teacher: (To students) Saturday lecture at 10am. Don't miss it.

...Saturday... 11:30am

Student: (Just arriving) Where is everyone at?

Teacher: Hmm  hmm. Behind that preposition.

Student: What?

Teacher: In English, it is bad to end a sentence with a preposition.

Student: Okay. Where is everyone at, sir?